nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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ugly-ugly:

there’s a budget crisis when it comes to education and welfare, but don’t worry, we always have money to spare for war

mobiusnook:

epicdirt:

spotters-guide:

smash-brother:

jdrox:

Um, I thought these were real people.

Why does no one speak of this work of art?

I brought this movie to work once and my coworkers thought they were real people for ten full minutes.

The man who drew him is Herge, the original author of Tintin.

This movie is actually stunningly animated, but it comes perilously close to toppling into the Uncanny Valley.

Men, I would like to give this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue, too. To date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by society. I’ve seen young men suffering from illness, unable to ask for help for fear it will make them less of a man. I’ve seen men fragile and insecure by what constitutes male success. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. We don’t want to talk about men being imprisoned by gender stereotypes but I can see that they are. When they are free, things will change for women as a natural consequence. If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are. We can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom. I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves - Emma Watson for HeForShe UN campaign

witchlibrarian:

i love how men are always like “hormones” in response to women not acting the way they want them to. hormones. they probably can’t even name one besides estrogen. they don’t even know that a cis man regularly has more estrogen in his body than a cis woman. they don’t even know what hormones do but they just say “hormones” to explain women like, arguing or st when they gotta have Man Yogurt and Man Candles and complain about the little pink spoons at baskin robbins

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe wrote a thank you note and then some to the Dublin minor football team he partied with in 2012 x