rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

casinpanties:

9-1-1 emERGENcy

I DROPPED SPAGHETTI ON MY LAP OVER THIS POST

itsajensenthing:

he’s a God-send alright

sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

w1tchofdoom:

sugar-nextdoor:

niknak79:

I lost my car keys

I don’t get it? 

*slow clap*

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

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hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

atropabelladonna1120:

yummybennyburgers:

Benedict Cumberbatch: Fingers in his mouth since 1976.

Wardrobe choice seems to have been cemented early, too.
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